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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (14625)5/15/2000 4:48:00 AM
From: Edwarda   of 62565
 
Things NOT to say during sex:
- But everybody looks funny naked!
- Person 1: This is your first time..right? Person 2: Yeah.. today
- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
- On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
- I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
- I think you have it on backwards.
- When is this supposed to feel good?
- I wish we got the Playboy channel...
- But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..
- Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
- It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
- This would be more fun with a few more people..
- You're almost as good as my ex!
- You look younger than you feel.
- Now I know why he dumped you...
- I have a confession...
- I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
- Hic! I need another beer for this please.
- Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"?
- Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.
- Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper...
- Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
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