>>Of course you are right, but I kid you not, I heard McCurry citing the number of days that the IP has been investigating the miscellaneous misdeeds of the Clinton WH......truly astonishing.....
If McCurry weren't such a shameless liar, how could he represent Clinton in that professional capacity?
Southern exposure
Inside the Beltway is considering a second career
--watchmaking.
Never before has this column been inundated with so many
requests for information, namely where to pick up the "Clinton
Growing Nose" watches we wrote about Thursday.
If you weren't reading, or hadn't already guessed, Bill
Clinton's nose grows longer with each passing second.
As a public service to our readers, the phone number for
the Worldwide Watch Co., makers of the Clinton watch, is
800/535-0131. (Perhaps the watchmaker will return the favor
by cutting us in on some of the action.)
Maybe we'll craft our own Clinton watch, concentrating not
on the nose but on another characteristic, as suggested by
reader J.R. Schwarz of De Land, Fla.:
"In reference to the nose-elongating watch mentioned
today, perhaps a more southerly feature of Mr. Clinton's
anatomy would be more apropos. Just a thought."
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