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Politics
Did Slick Boink Monica?
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For all those who feel the compulsion to get into a serious discussion about the global ramifications of the Oval Orifice, no need to clutter up the rest of the site; this thread is for you. (I think he did, but that's all I'm gonna say about it.) Will it efect the markit? Will it efect our life's? That is what we are here to discuss. But before we do, let's get the rules straight, (and nothing personal, this is important for all of us).

There is a way to check spelling and grammar prior to posting your note. It's right there on your computer. I know you have it, there is no excuse. PLEASE try and use something resembling English.

I'll start;

1. The apostrophe, [`], is possibly the most misused little mark in the history of the language. Here is the deal: the possessive of most words is formed with an apostrophe. [Midge's husband is a nimrod.] The word "its" is possessive, but has no apostrophe. [The female Black Widow spider eats its mate.] If you shorten the phrase "it is", you're looking at "it's". [Screw the market, it's time to go surfing, dude.] Try and get this right, because you make yourself appear to be akin to Midge's husband if you fail repeatedly. (BTW, it's "CDs" not "CD's". Please try and get this stuff right.)
2. "There" and "their": "There" means `not over here, over there.' "Their" means `belonging to them'. [Their camping gear was stashed over there right before the aliens took them.]
3. For all you medicos out there, the medical affliction in question here shall henceforth be known as "Itchy Weenie Syndrome", [IWS].
4. I won't even get into stuff like "with all do respect". Let's [let us] just make an attempt to show all the folks [no apostrophe] that are seriously interested in this subject that we can write something that others [no apostrophe] can read.

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!


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20981Great headlineBill-2/13/2020
20980Politico Headline: 'Bill Clinton Plugs Kay Hagan in N.C.' greatplains_guy111/2/2014
20979Monica now says she was bullied... not by Clinton, but by people on the InternetBill-10/23/2014
20978Thanks for pointing it out. I had missed it. They are definitely not ClintonPeter Dierks-3/18/2014
20977Just UFB.....jlallen-3/3/2014
20976That was hilarious. Perfect timing.Bill-3/3/2014
20975Ddi you see the photo of him with the hookers this weekend??? What an embarrassjlallen13/3/2014
20974The recent public records dumps opens the door for a contemporary review of HillPeter Dierks-3/3/2014
20973Looks like Rand Paul is reviving the Clinton boink legacy. The War on Women is gBill12/26/2014
20972Hillary is gearing up for a run. No doubt her crimes are chronicled somewhere inBill211/5/2013
20971Some of Billy's victims might not keep quite if they got piled onto by his bPeter Dierks-6/5/2013
20970He could even keep those frisky secret service boys busy with his cast-offs.Bill-6/4/2013
20969ROTFL Instead of the Secret Service trying to keep him from getting away they Peter Dierks-6/4/2013
20968It will be paradise for BJ Billy!!!jlallen-6/3/2013
20967How many interns will Slick be boinking after he becomes First Man?Bill16/3/2013
20966No...but for being a high profile liberal woman...yes....loljlallen-11/21/2012
20965Is ugly a prerequisite for the Supreme Court?Bill-11/20/2012
20964Ugh.....there goes lunch.....!!! lol PS: You forgot Sotomayor and Ginsburg....&jlallen-11/20/2012
20963Whenever he got that urge, he should have just thought about democrat women likeBill111/20/2012
20962Agreed. The problem that did in Petraeus and that predicated Clinton's perjuPeter Dierks-11/20/2012
20961That is true more often than not....best not to let yourself get tempted in the jlallen-11/20/2012
20960Let me see. A choice between boinking a an old lady who did not age well and a lPeter Dierks-11/20/2012
20959Correctomundo!!jlallen-11/19/2012
20958Unlike you and me. -g-Bill-11/19/2012
20957Well, she did not age well....loljlallen-11/19/2012
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