RADIO SHOW LIVE RESULTS
> >
> >On the morning show at WBAM FM in Chicago, IL they
call someone at work and ask if they are married or in a
serious relationship.
> >If yes, then this person is asked 3 very personal
questions(that vary from couple to couple) and asked for
their significant other's name and work phone number. If
the significant other answers correctly, then they are
winners.
> >
> >This particular day (12-9-98) it got interesting:
> >DJ: HEY! This is Edgar on WBAM. Do you know "Mate
Match"?
> >Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do.
> >DJ: What is your name? First name only please.
> >Contestant: Brian.
> >DJ: Are you married or what Brian?
> >Brian: Yes.
> >DJ: "Yes"? Does this mean your are "married"? or
what?, Brian?
> >Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.
> >DJ: Thank you, Brian. OK, now, what is your wife's
name? First only please, Brian.
> >Brian: Sara.
> >DJ: Is Sara at work Brian?
> >Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> >DJ: Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?
> >Brian: (laughing) Yes she is.
> >DJ: All right then, first question: When was the
last time you had sex?
> >Brian: She is gonna kill me.
> >DJ: BRIAN! Stay with me here man.
> >Brian: About 8 O'clock this morning.
> >DJ: Atta boy.
> >Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well...
> >DJ: Number 2: How long did it last?
> >Brian: About 10 minutes.
> >DJ: Wow! You really want that trip huh? No one
would ever have said that if it there weren't a trip at stake.
> >Brian: Yeah, it would be really nice.
> >DJ: OK. Final question: Where was it that you had
sex at 8 this morning?
> >Brian: (laughing hard) I ummmmm.
> >DJ: This sounds good Brian; where was it?
> >Brian: Not that it was all that great, just that
her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks and she was
taking a shower at the time.
> >DJ: Ooooooh, sneaky boy!
> >Brian: On the kitchen table.
> >DJ: "Not that great"? That is more adventurous than
the last hundred times I have done it. Anyway, (to audience)
I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work number and
call her up. You listen to this.
> >(Advertisements)
> >DJ: (to audience) Let's call Sara, shall we? (touch
tones ....*ringing*)
> >Clerk: Kinko's.
> >DJ: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?
> >Clerk: This is she.
> >DJ: Sara, this is Edgar with WBAM. I have been
speaking with Brian for a couple of hours now
> >Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours?
> >DJ: Well, a while anyway. He is also on the line
with us.
> >Brian knows not to give away any answers or you
lose, soooooooo, do you know the rules of "Mate Match"?
> >Sara: No.
> >DJ: Good.
> >Brian: (laughing)
> >Sara: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up
to?
> >Brian: (laughing) Just answer his questions
honestly, OK?
> >Sara: Oh, Brian.
> >DJ: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara I will now ask you 3
questions and if you answer exactly what Brian has said, then the 2 of you are off to Orlando, Florida at our expense. This does include tickets to Disney World and Sea World.
> >Sara: All right.
> >Brian: (laughing)
> >DJ: All right, when did you have sex last Sara?
> >Sara: Oh God, Brian..this morning before Brian went
to work.
> >DJ: What time?
> >Sara: About 8, I think. sound effect) DING DING
DING
> >DJ:Great! That's one. Now! How long did it last?
> >Sara: Oh God! Brian...ummm, about 12,14 minutes I
think DING DING DING
> >DJ: OK, the judges say that's close enough, I guess
she's trying not to harm his manhood.
> >DJ: Last question: Where did you do it?
> >Sara: OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did
you?!?!
> >Brian: Just tell him honey.
> >DJ: What is bothering you so much Sara?
> >Sara: Well, it's just ... just that my mom is
vacationing with us and...
> >DJ: SHE SAW?!?!
> >Sara: BRIAN?!?! Jesus?!?!
> >Brian: NO, no she didn't.
> >DJ: Ease up there sister. Just messin' with your
head. Your answer?
> >Sara: Dear Lord..Brian, I cannot believe you told
them this.
> >Brian: Come on honey it's for a trip to Florida.
> >DJ: Let's go Sara we ain't got all day. Where did
you do it?
> >Sara: In the ass.
> >(long pause)
> >DJ: We will be right back.
> >(advertisements)
> >DJ: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This
is live radio and these things do happen. Anyway, Brian and
Sara are off to lovely Orlando, Florida. |
