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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Mike 2.0 who wrote (16300)9/27/2000 10:04:35 AM
From: Barney   of 62565
 
TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL SOMEONE THEIR ZIPPER IS UNZIPPED:

10) The cucumber has left the salad.

9) Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to
his bells.

8) You need to bring your tray table to the upright and
locked position.

7) Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

6) Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

5) The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4) Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...

3) You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2) Men maybe From Mars...but I can see something that
rhymes with Venus.

1) You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of
"Hillary."
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