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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject5/8/2001 12:57:48 PM
From: Neeka   of 62592
 
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife:

Dear Wife:

You must realize that you are 54-years-old, and I have certain needs which
you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife,
and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the
time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my
18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.

Your Husband

When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that
read as follows:

Dear Husband:

You, too, are 54-years-old and by the time you receive this letter, I will
be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy.  Being the
brilliant mathematician that you are, you can easily appreciate the fact
that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait up.
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