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To: BKS who started this subject	6/24/2002 8:58:21 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (2) of 62566

Cracker > > > >>> An Australian woman was having a shower and slipped over on the bathroom > >>> floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she slipped over, > >>> did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. > >>> > >>> She yelled out for her husband Jacko. > >>> > >>> "Jacko! Jacko!" she yelled. > >>> > >>> Jacko came running in. > >>> > >>> "Jacko, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. > >>> > >>> "Strewth!" Jacko said and tried to pull her up. "You're just too heavy > >>> girl. I'll go across the road and get Bluey" (his mate). > >>> > >>> They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" > >>> > >>> Bluey said "Lets try Plan C" > >>> > >>> "Plan C?" exclaimed Jacko. "What's that"? > >>> > >>> "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under > >>> her" "Spot on" Jacko said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play > >>> with her tits" > >>> > >>> "Play with her tits"? Bluey said, "Why the hell would you want to do that"? > >>> > >>> Jacko replied "Well, I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her > >>> into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive to replace"

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