A duck goes into a store and says to the clerk, "Do you have any duck food? The clerk say, "No, we don't carry duck food." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck goes into the store again and says to the clerk, "Do you have any duck food?" The clerk says, "No, we don't carry duck food.." The duck leaves.
The next day, the duck goes into the store again and says to the clerk, "Do you have any duck food?" The clerk say, "Look, we don't have any duck food. We have never had any duck food and we never will have any duck food. No get out of here and if you come back asking for duck food, I will nail your webbed feet to the floor."
The next day, the duck goes into the store again, and says to the clerk, "Do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "No, we don't have any nails." The duck says, "Do you have any duck food?" |
