For those of you who thought there was nothing funny about the law,
take a look at the following. These are questions lawyers have put to
people on the stand.
Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Q: Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in
most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about
it until next morning?
Q: What happened then?
A: He told me he had to kill me because I could identify him.
Q: Did he kill you?
Q: Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
Q: The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?
Q: Were you alone or by yourself?
Q: How long have you been a French Canadian?
Q: Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
Q: Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: I'll be 3 months on Nov. 8th.
Q: Appararently, then, the date of conception was Aug. 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?
Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q: She had 3 children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: You don't know what it was, and you don't know what it looked like,
but can you describe it?
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes
Q: And these stairs, did they go up , also?
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of
Mr. Edington at the Rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30pm.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that correct?
Enjoy!!
Kevin |
