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To: Shihchung Diana Shiue who wrote (307)	11/12/1996 5:49:00 PM
From: doug carder	of 62592

A man walked into the church and then into the confessional, sat down and said forgive me father for I have sinned. The priest responed with what did you do my son? Well father; I said a bad word. Now the priest had heard it all and this was really a waste of time, he was used to sex and violence confessions, but it was a slow day so he said go ahead tell me what happened. Well the man said I was out playing that new golf course west of town yesterday and got up the the fifth hole, that's that giant 550 yard par 5 and I had my boss and my 2 best clients with me so I was nervous, anyway I teed my ball up and I teed it high then I got out my one wood and concentrating with all my might, I let it fly, father I wish you could have seen it, it took off like a rocket went straight out 300 yards hit the ground and started to roll then it hit something in the fairway and bounced into the rough. The priest said so that's when you said the bad word. The golfer said oh no father I had never hit one over 250 yards in my life and certainly not straight. I was as proud as I could be just a little bad luck at the end there otherwise it would have been absoloutley incredible. So anyway I got out my 7 wood got into the rough, lined the shot up and bearing down with all my might I hit it as hard as I could, father it was like an instant replay it went straight out and landed on the front of the green then rolled back down the hill into the the sand trap guarding the front of the green. The priest said so that is when you said the bad word! the golfer said no father I was elated I had never been on the green in two on a par five in my life I was excited and I couldn't help the thoughts of turning pro from dancing through my mind. Anyway I got out my wedge got down in that trap, it was really deep when I lined the shot up all I could see was the very top of the flag, so again concentrating with everything I had I picked it out of there; I don't think I moved more than ten grains of sand it was the best sand shot of my life. I watched that ball go straight up and came down and it landed three inches from the pin. priest says don't tell me you missed that fucking putt!

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