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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Nick I. Porreco who wrote (319)11/13/1996 2:58:00 PM
From: Robert Lawkins   of 62578
 
A college student gets a job in a sex aids store. His boss tells him to watch the store while he goes to lunch. While the boss is gone, a beautiful blonde comes into the store and wants to buy a dildo.

"We have white for $50 and black for $75," replies the kid. She buys the white and leaves.

Then a gorgeous brunette comes in for a dildo. "We have the black here for $75," says the kid. She buys it and leaves.

Then a gorgeous redhead (is there any other kind) comes into the store. "Sorry lady, we're all sold out," the kid says. "But I'm so horny!!!" she coos. Well my boss will kill me, it's not really for sale, but I'll sell you this plaid one for $100." She buys it and leaves.

The boss returns from lunch and asks "How was business?"

The kid says, "Got $50 for the white dildo, $75 for the black dildo and $100 for your thermos."
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