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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Augie Goldspechkt who wrote (3464)10/9/1997 7:07:00 PM
From: david james   of 62562
 
As the pilot and flight attendents exited the plane, they each discovered the difficulties in jumping out of a 747 above 30,000 feet going 700 mph. After the plane depressurized sucking most of the moveable objects and unsecured passengers out the door, two of the jumping flight attendents (after saying a vacuous 'BaBye' to each of the passengers) collided with the wing section on exiting the front exit while the others discovered that at 700 mph and a temperature of -35 F, the windchill is enough to completely freeze your appendages and take your mind off that silly little issue of the ripcord.

Luckily for the passengers, Lassie had escaped from her cage in the baggage department, managed to climb her way into the cockpit, and get control of the plane using the power in the remaining engine.

So the moral is .......
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