Stefan and Grandpa: Stefan and his grandfather are fishing. Granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says
"Grandpa, can I have one of those?"
Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"
To which the little boy responds "No."
"Then you can't have one."
A while later, the granddad pulls out a cigar and the boy asks, "Can I have one of those?"
Grandpa says "Is your penis big enough to touch your asshole?"
To which the little boy responds "No."
"Then you can't have one."
Later on,Grandpa and Grandson go to the grocery store for food aLater on,Grandpa and Grandson go to the
grocery store for food and each buy a lottery ticket. Grandpa is unlucky, but the little boy says "I just won
$50,000"
Grandpa says, "Great, your going to split that with me, right?"
The little boy asks, "Grandpa, is your penis long enough to touch your asshole?"
"Yes," says grandpa.
"Then go fuck yourself!..."
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A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Harvard sweatshirt, even
when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a blue "Y" on
her chest.
"How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor.
"Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt, even when we
make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a green "M"
on her chest.
"Do you have a boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor.
"No, but I have a girlfriend at Wisconsin. Why do you ask?" |
