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To: violetta martinez who wrote (3456)11/2/1997 4:25:00 PM
From: Cheeky Kid   of 62563
 
The Top 10 Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers

1.Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95.

2.Fetch command not available on all platforms.

3.Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.

4.Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."

5.Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.

6.Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing
www.pethouse.com instead of working.

7.Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.

8.Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome.

9.'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...

10.Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.

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