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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Cheeky Kid who wrote (3792)11/5/1997 1:06:00 AM
From: doby   of 62563
 
cheeky: Since you brought up christmas, here's one for ya. Not sure if I've told this one yet. If I did what can I say, I'm an idiot. :)

It's Christmas.
Two young lovers each with there own apartments. They go out for a nice dinner.
She invites him back to her apartment. They walk in the door and low and behold, there's this beautiful christmas tree standing in her living room.
The closer he gets he notices that the tree is decorated with penises. Big ones, small ones, white ones, and black ones.
With a puzzled look he asks his girlfriend. "Which one is mine"
Oh she says. "The one at the very top of the tree is yours".

A week goes by and it's now his turn to invite her to his place. She walks in and sees a beautiful tree in his livingroom. But this one is decorated with pussies.
There's fluffy ones, black ones, red ones all kinds decorating this tree.
The girlfriend asks "And which one of those would be mine".

Oh he says, yours is a very special one, it's the one at the very bottom, holding up the tree.
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