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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.9/27/2009 10:29:05 AM
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A woman asks her husband, 'Would you like maybe some bagels and lox, a piece herring, and maybe some grapefruit and tea?'

He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something... 'a bowl of soup, and a pastrami sandwich?'

He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you like a juicy brisket and scrumptious kugal? Or maybe some flanken or chicken ?'

He declines again... 'No,' he says, 'it's got to be the Viagra... I'm still not hungry.'

'Well,' she says, 'Would you mind letting me up? I'm starving.'
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