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From: Father Terrence10/2/2009 4:03:07 PM
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The Wedding Test

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married..

There was only one little thing bothering me: her beautiful, hot, sexy younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight micro-miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.

It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived and she whispered to me that she had strong sexual feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me in bed just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. She told me we had at least two hours alone and I could take her anyway I wanted.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom to undress now. If you want one last wild fling just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door and headed straight for my car.

Lo and behold my entire future family was standing outside all applauding!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "We're all very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car!

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