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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (41968)	11/30/2009 4:51:43 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	12 Recommendations of 62592

Overheard at Tiger Woods' house just before the "accident": Trick Questions Tiger and his wife are lying quietly in bed reading the National Enquirer, when Elin looks over at him and asks ....... Elin: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" Tiger: "Definitely not!" Elin: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" Tiger: "Of course I do." Elin: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" Tiger: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." Elin: "You would?" (with a hurt look) Tiger: (makes audible groan) Elin: "Would you live in our house?" Tiger "Sure. It's a great house." Elin: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" Tiger: "Where else would we sleep?" Elin: "Would you let her drive my car?" Tiger: "Probably.. It is almost new." Elin: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" Tiger: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." Elin: "Would you give her my jewelry?" Tiger: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own." Elin: "Would you take her golfing with you?" Tiger: "Yes. Those are always good times." Elin: "Would she use my clubs?" Tiger: "No. She's left-handed." Elin: - silence - Tiger: "####."

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