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To: Prasanna L Soni who wrote (453)	12/15/1996 2:39:00 PM
From: R F B, Jr.	of 62565

In a second grade classroom the teacher sttod in front of the class and stated that she wanted volunteers to give the rest of the class a word and then use that word in a sentence. Little Johnny's hand shot up and the teacher called on him. Johnny, with a grin, gave the class "penises" as his word. The teacher replied, yes John, that is the plural of penis, now you must give the class a sentence using your word. John again stood up and said "My Dad has two penises". The teacher responded by telling John and the class that indeed this was a correct sentence but she wanted the sentence to be truthful. No one she replied had two penises. Little Johnny started to cry and said that he had told the truth. Again the teacher said that it was impossible for a person to have more than one penis. To that John stated that his father had a small one he went the bathroom with, and a large one that he brushed his mother's teeth with.

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