The Red Baron flew into Paris and landed his plane. Upon getting out of the cockpit he announced to the crowd,"I'm the Red Baron, the famous Flying German War Ace. Bring me the best limousine in all of Paris."
They brought a long black limousine to the airport and the Red Baron climbed into the back seat and told the driver, "I'm the Red Baron, the famous Flying German War Ace. Take me to the best hotel in all of Paris."
The driver proceeded to take the Red Baron to the finest hotel that Paris had to offer.
The Red Baron got out of the limousine and as he approached the registration desk, he told the clerk, "I'm the Red Baron, the famous Flying German War Ace. Give me the best suite that you have in the hotel".
The clerk gave him the best suite and when the Red Baron got to the suite he called down to room service and told them, "I'm the Red Baron, the famous Flying German War Ace. Send me up a bottle of your best champagne and the best and prettiest woman in Paris.
Soon there was a knock on the door and when the Red Baron opened the door he found the prettiest woman he had ever see, standing with a bottle of champagne.He told the woman,"I'm the Red Baron, the Famous Flying German War Ace. Please come in and take off all your clothes and get into my bed."
The woman quickly complied and when she had taken off all her clothes and climbed into the huge bed, the Red Baron uncorked the bottle of champagne and began to spray it all over her bush. And then he stepped back and pulled out his cigarette light and prepared to set her bush on fire.
With this the lady jumped out of bed and screamed, "Who in the hell do you think you are, trying to set my bush on fire?"
To which the Red Baron replied, "Look lady! I've told you and everyone else in this town, that I'm the Red Baron, the Famous Flying German War Ace. And when I go "down", I go "down" in flames." |
