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To: emidio who wrote (5185)	4/2/1998 7:14:00 PM
From: Raven	of 62565

Actual lines out of U.S. Military OERs (Officer Efficiency Report): * Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. * Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching. * A room temperature IQ.. * Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together. * A prime candidate for natural deselection. * Bright as Alaska in December. * Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isnt coming * So dense, light bends around him. * If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate. * If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week. * Was left on the Tilt-A-Whirl a bit too long as a baby. * Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

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