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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: David Lawrence who wrote (552)1/4/1997 1:51:00 AM
From: Scrapps   of 62575
 
David different version....................

A man and his wife were driving thru Colorado when a highway patrol pulls them over. The officer walks up to the drivers window and asks for the man's drivers license and registration. The wife say" What, what did he say?" The man say? " he wants my license!" the man hands the officer the stuff and the officer says " I'll be giving you a ticket for driving 70 in a 55 zone." The wife says "what", and the man says " he's giving me a ticket." The officer goes to his patrol car, writes the ticket then returns to the man and says, "I see by your license you're from Texas." and the man asks the officer if he'd very been there. The officer says, "yeah got the worst piece in my life there!" the wife says "what, what he say?" the man says "he thinks he knows Ya!"

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