If Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had died on the same day, and they both go
before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must
decide which of them gets in.
St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go
to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the
most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be
able to see them every day for eternity."
St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Diana the same question. Diana drops
her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes
it up, and douches with it.
St. Peter says, "OK, Diana, you may go in".
Dolly is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two
of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and
she gets in and I don't?!!!
"Sorry Dolly" says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
(something about car-pole-tunnel syndrome)
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