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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Hardrocker who wrote (5993)6/26/1998 12:30:00 PM
From: emidio   of 62578
 
>> Two men were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a
>> burning freight vessel. While rummaging through the boat's provisions,
>> one of the men stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a
>> Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of
>> the castaways, one "did" come forth. This particular Genie, however,
>> stated that she could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
>> Without giving much thought to the matter the man blurted out, "Make the
>> entire ocean into beer!" Immediately the Genie clapped her hands with a
>> deafening crash, and the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever
>> sampled by mortals.
>>
>> Simultaneously, the Genie vanished to her freedom. Only the gentle
>> lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men
>> considered their circumstances. The other man looked disgustedly at the
>> one who's wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he
>> spoke: "Nice GOING! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
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