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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (5998)6/26/1998 9:38:00 PM
From: High Grader   of 62578
 
A drunk walks out of the local watering hole and there she is a lady of the evening. She asks him if he would like to have a good time for $50.
He says he would love to but after fumbling through his pockets and counting his change he has only $13.98.
"Okay," she says. "For $13.98 I will give you a penguin."
"A penguin? I've never heard of the penguin?" Intrigued, he follows her around the corner where she tells him to drop his pants and get ready.
With his pants down around his ankles and his money in her hand, she takes off on him.

"Hey!" he yells, waddling after her with his pants tangling his feet.

" What about my penguin?"
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