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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: chester lee who wrote (606)1/10/1997 2:12:00 PM
From: R F B, Jr.   of 62562
 
On the first day of school John Shipulski comes running home from his second grade class crying.
Mommy, mommy he cries. Today we learned how to count to 20 but I could only count to 10. Don't worry Johnny, his mother replied. That's because you're Polish.

On the second day Johnny again comes running home from school and bursts in the front door, crying. Today, he blurted, we learned the alphabet but I could only remember up to the letter "J". Don't cry Johhny was the mother's reply, that's because you're polish.

On the third day Johnny again comes running home. He tells his mother that today we had gym class. In the locker room where all the boys were changing, I saw all the other boys had pee pees this size [.] but mine is this big [...............], holding up his hands showing his mother. Is this because I'm Polish too he asks?

No Johnny, that's because you're eighteen.
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