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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: David Lawrence who wrote (604)1/19/1997 12:16:00 AM
From: Scrapps   of 62581
 
One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that day, so he decided togo over to Spiderman's house. "Hey Spidey, let's go get a burger and a beer!".

Spiderman says "No can do, Supe. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it".

So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. "Hey, Batman! Let's go get a burger and a beer!".

Batman replies "Not today, my friend. My BatMobile is down and I can't fight crime tomorrow without it". Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision does he see, but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck, spread-eagled, stark-naked!

Supe gets a brilliant idea: "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her Wonder Powers". So he zzoooooommms down and does her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice.

All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What was that!?!".

The Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"
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