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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only

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From: Tomato10/4/2025 10:33:34 PM
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Did you know that most of the Viking raiders were children?


Because it takes a child to raze a village.


Actual Newspaper Headlines:

- Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

- Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case

- Stud Tires Out

- Eye Drops Off Shelf

- Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge

- Headless Body Found In Topless Bar



My wife said she would leave me if I did not stop making jokes about her hysterectomy



I thought it was an ovary action.



A Lady goes to confession.



Lady: I think I am pregnant.

Priest: How did this happen my child?

Lady: I think it might have been the second coming.

Priest: What makes you think it's the second coming?

Lady: Because I swallowed the first one, father.
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