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Emcee:  Tomato Type:  Moderated
Since the Laughter thread has degenerated into a politcal name calling and spam posting cesspool, I thought it was time to start a moderated thread so political bickering could be totally eliminated and what was once considered a joke thread could return to its roots without the unwanted interruptions of people who have no consideration for others.

Of course, NEW political jokes are fine, as are non-joke humor like URLs to funny sites. Since I'll be the moderator, I'll be able to kick out violators so folks who read the thread everyday won't have to suffer again through the garbage recently posted on the Laughter thread.

Any poster that shows a m.o. of attacking a political figure or party other than once in a blue moon is out of here.

Consider this the new, improved, Laughter thread. Hope it works.

July 11, 2002 Amendment: No comments to other posters, just jokes or humor. Use the PM function if you want to communicate to someone

June 14, 2012 Amendment.....No political jokes or cartoons anymore--- the Laughter thread seems to specialize in that sort of thing, which is usually offensive to those who don't agree with the premise. Please post political cartoons on that thread from now on. Thanks.
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6814A pun enters a room and kills 10 people. Pun in, ten dead. — When a family meTomato-yesterday
6813A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the rTomato-Saturday
6812What did Richard Wagner say when an orchestra member asked him if he ever did anTomato-Saturday
6811What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on a chest? CTomato-Saturday
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6807A pun isn't mature until its full groan. — The Secretary of Labor saw a hTomato-last Wednesday
6806Two blondes walked into a train station. One asked a conductor "Can I get tTomato-last Wednesday
6805What sort of dinosaur writes romance novels? A Brontësaurus. — What two Tomato-last Tuesday
6804In the garment district they just announced a new yearly prize for the dressmakeTomato-last Tuesday
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6801I checked out a medical book on abdominal surgery at the library. When I got hoTomato-last Monday
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6796Hans and Klaus went mountain climbing with their mother, but she slipped and felTomato-March 5
6795Stonehenge workers have a busy night coming up moving the stones ahead an hour.Tomato-March 4
6794Little Johnny’s mom sits him down before they go visit their neighbor who just hTomato-March 4
6793National Pun Day- March Forth. -- Best state to grow vegetables in: Okrahoma Tomato-March 4
6792After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with tTomato-March 3
6791 One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shaTomato-March 3
67901. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE:Tomato-March 2
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