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Emcee:  Tomato Type:  Moderated
Since the Laughter thread has degenerated into a politcal name calling and spam posting cesspool, I thought it was time to start a moderated thread so political bickering could be totally eliminated and what was once considered a joke thread could return to its roots without the unwanted interruptions of people who have no consideration for others.

Of course, NEW political jokes are fine, as are non-joke humor like URLs to funny sites. Since I'll be the moderator, I'll be able to kick out violators so folks who read the thread everyday won't have to suffer again through the garbage recently posted on the Laughter thread.

Any poster that shows a m.o. of attacking a political figure or party other than once in a blue moon is out of here.

Consider this the new, improved, Laughter thread. Hope it works.

July 11, 2002 Amendment: No comments to other posters, just jokes or humor. Use the PM function if you want to communicate to someone

June 14, 2012 Amendment.....No political jokes or cartoons anymore--- the Laughter thread seems to specialize in that sort of thing, which is usually offensive to those who don't agree with the premise. Please post political cartoons on that thread from now on. Thanks.
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6726A man goes walking in the forest when he crosses paths with a woods witch. &quTomato-yesterday
6725What did the black hole say after it swallowed an asteroid ? "It was gooTomato-yesterday
6724Did you hear about the 2 aerials that got married? The ceremony was nothing speTomato-Tuesday
6723 A Jewish man is stranded alone on an island for 20 years He is finally rescueTomato-Monday
6722What do you call a guy who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poTomato-Monday
6721Man: how does it work? Clerk: I’ll show you… “magic penis, counter!” magic penisTomato-Monday
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6719Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants fTomato-Sunday
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6711What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short. —Tomato-January 19
6710Wilson: “I caught your son playing doctor with my daughter." Neighbor: &qTomato-January 19
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6707Did you hear about the first lady referee? She threw a flag for something that Tomato-January 17
6706102 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars. Nowadays everyonTomato-January 17
6705I bought a new self-driving Cadillac I promptly got into a fender bender with Tomato-January 16
6704BREAKING NEWS: John Travolta was hospitalized for a mysterious illness, but docGoose94-January 16
6703While playing, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the Tomato-January 15
6702What do you call a fairy with flatulence? Stinkerbell. — There's a beer iTomato-January 15
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