| A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers 
 
  
 The engineer quite upset, "What about them? We've had to wait here for 15 minutes!"
 The doctor agreed, "I don't know, but I've never seen such incompetence!" The priest said, "Hey, here comes the groundskeeper. Let's go talk to him! - Hey, George, what's going on with that Group ahead of us? They're pretty slow, aren't they?"
 The groundskeeper replied, "Ah, yes, that's the group of blind firemen. They lost their sight last Year when they put out the fire in the clubhouse. We always let them play for free."
 The three became very quiet.
 Then the pastor said, "That's sad. I think I will pray for them tonight.“
 The doctor: "Good idea, I'll check with my buddy the eye doctor. Maybe he can do something."
 The engineer: "Why can’t they just play at night?”
 
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 When receiving payment in gold coins, pirates used to verify their purity by biting into them
 
 
  
 In other word, criminals only accepting payment in bit coins goes long way back.
 
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 Hermit crabs have been known to have symbiotic relationships with sea anemones.
 
 
  
 The crabs let the anemones ride around on their shells and will even share food with them.
 It's a prime example of keeping your friends close and your anemones closer.
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