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From: Tomato

10/27/2025 2:26:29 PM

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If the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything... we might have had:

Stamps - Lickie Stickies
Defibrillators - Hearty Starties
Bumble Bees - Fuzzy Buzzies
Pregnancy Tests - Maybe Baby
Bra - Breastie Nestie
Forks - Stabby Grabbies
Socks - Feetie Heaties
Hippo - Floatie Bloaties
Nightmare - Screamy Dreamy

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A man fell off the roof of a nightclub here.

Police don't know who he is yet, but he wasn't a bouncer.

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The New York Times just contracted me to row a boat for a upcoming story.

I'm the Times's new row-man.

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What should Steve Irwin have worn the day he died?

Sunscreen. Know why..? Because it protects you from harmful rays.

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