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From: Tomato	12/25/2025 1:18:03 PM
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Christmas Shorts Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent calendar? He got 25 days. What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their games in a hotel lobby over the holidays? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has no-el. What did the naughty soccer announcer get from Santa Claus? COOOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! What is the best possible holiday present? A broken drum; you just can't beat it! What's the Grinch's least favorite band? The Who. Which of Santa's reindeer has the best moves? Dancer! What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint Nickel-less. What kind of photos do elves take? Elfies! What would you call an elf who won the lottery? Welfy.

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