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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who wrote ()1/27/1997 10:43:00 AM
From: Bob Bryenton   of 62581
 
At the circus the Alligator man came into the ring. In a loud, confidant voice he announced that he would put his private parts into the mouth of an alligator. The 'gator would then clamp its mouth tight shut but the Alligator man would neither flinch nor make a sound ... he was immune to pain. Furthermore, when the 'gaitor opened its mouth again his privates would be undamaged.

With a roll of the drums he did indeed put his rather magnificent member into the mouth of the alligator, which immediately clamped its jaws shut. Every man in the audience winced, and every woman looked impressed.

After a few seconds the 'gaitor man punched the alligator hard in the eye, it opened its mouth in surprise, and he walked around the ring showing a totally undamaged member.

To show that it was not just a freak he repeated the process with another 'gaitor, again punching it hard in the eye to make it release him. Then he loudly proclaimed that he dared anybody in the audience to try to emulate the performance. Every man in the audience immediately crossed his legs and tried not to catch his eye. After several seconds a little old lady, about 4ft tall and looking at least 100, stood up and said:

"I don't mind trying as long as you don't punch me so hard in the eye"
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