A gambler goes to Las Vegas. Has a bad week . Is practically broke.
Comes out of the casino, flags down a cab, and asks, how much to go to the airport? $ 12 says the cabby. All I have is $10, says the gambler, I had a bad week.Could you please do it for $10.
Beat it ! said the cabby. I dont like loosers, hitch hike your way to the airport pal,he said and took off.The gambler hitchhikes to the airport.
Three months later ,the gambler is back in Vegas, has a great week, wins $5000.He comes out of the casino and looks at the cab lineup and notices that the cabby who had been mean to him was third in line.
He gets in the first cab and asks How much to the airport ? $12 says
the cabby, O.K. says the gambler,but could you do me a favour.I will give you $ 100 if you give me a blow job . The cabby is furious and throws the guy out of his cab.
He gets in the second cab. Same thing happens all over again . The second cabby says get lost you pervert, and throws him out of the cab.
Now he gets in the third cab. How much to the airport asks he.
$12 says the cabby
All right Lets Go !! says the gambler
As they drive by the first two cabs and the first two cabbys are looking at them , He has a big grin on his face and the thumbs up sign with both hands !!! : >) |
