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To: Ray Jensen who wrote (90)	10/24/1996 8:24:00 AM
From: Shihchung Diana Shiue	of 62562

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting? Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval? Why is the word abbreviation so long? What's another word for thesaurus? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read all right? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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