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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (9717)5/16/1999 10:36:00 AM
From: Don Pueblo  Read Replies (1) of 62566
 
On their first date, Joe took Cindy to the carnival.

The first ride they went on was the roller coaster. When the ride was finished, Joe asked Cindy what she wanted to do next. "Get weighed," she said.

So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses your weight. He looked at Rose and said, "One hundred and twenty pounds." Since he had to guess within two pounds, and Cindy weighed in at one seventeen, she collected a large stuffed bear.

Joe asked Cindy what she wanted to do next. "Get weighed!" she said.

Joe immediately concluded that Cindy was a moron, and decided to end the evening quickly. He drove here home and left her at the door with a quick handshake.

Cindy's roommate was waiting up for her return and asked how the evening went.

"Tewwible!" Cindy replied.
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