Oral Directions
There was this woman in a deep coma at the local hospital. Well, one day, the doctor was in the room while the nurse was giving the lady a sponge bath. The doctor notices that whenever the sponge got close to the lady's private parts, the monitor would go off showing signs of arousal. Well, this gives the doctor an idea and he calls the husband to the hospital right away.
"We want to you to go in there and give her oral sex to see if this might have a greater affect", the doctor tells the husband.
"Well, of course, doctor. What ever I can do.", the husband replies.
About 2 minutes after the husband goes into the room the nurses stations starts sounding the "Code Red" alert, signaling the wife has gone flatline The doctor rushes into the room "What happened? What happened?!" the doctor yells.
"I don't know, I don't know," says the husband, "I guess she choked on it." |
