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Introduction Compact

Main Joke threads:
Subject 7983

Q- What's the difference between a WHORE and a MARKET MAKER?

A- A WHORE doesn't change her price when you tell her the size!

Q- How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometor from a rectal thermometor?

A- The taste.

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54	One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He	Pink Minion	-	8/21/2004
53	Socrates' Triple Filter Test In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hol	Pink Minion	-	4/14/2004
52	A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes across a very old	Pink Minion	-	2/21/2004
51	A guy stops to talk to a beautiful woman standing alone by a bus stop. "Hel	Pink Minion	-	2/20/2004
50	An evil atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded	Pink Minion	-	12/17/2003
49	The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background check, interv	Pink Minion	-	10/24/2003
48	Main joke thread: Subject 7983 Please post there.	Pink Minion	-	11/12/2001
47	It's kind of a funny story. foxnews.com Study Finds Beauty Affects Male Br	joseph krinsky	-	11/10/2001
46	hope you won't mind me borrowing it for the amuse thread... #reply-16638333	mr.mark	-	11/10/2001
45	didn't know where else to post this: news.bbc.co.uk	joseph krinsky	-	11/10/2001
44	A Phone Call to Poland A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send	Pink Minion	-	11/2/2001
43	The Doctor tells his patient to sit down and says "I have good news and I	Pink Minion	-	10/18/2001
42	George Carlin offers some things to think about in your spare time: 1. Does the	Pink Minion	-	10/17/2001
41	A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in hi	Pink Minion	-	10/17/2001
40	Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?	Pink Minion	-	10/11/2001
39	Dick, an elderly man, goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father,	Pink Minion	-	10/5/2001
38	A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie lo	Pink Minion	-	9/28/2001
37	Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead? A: The sex is the same but the dishes	Pink Minion	-	9/4/2001
36	Q. Why do men pass gas more than women? A. Because women won't shut up long	Pink Minion	-	9/2/2001
35	Q. Why don't lawyers ever go to the beach? A. Because the cats keep trying	Pink Minion	-	9/2/2001
34	Q: Why did God give men one more brain cell than dogs? A: So they won't hum	Pink Minion	-	9/2/2001
33	Subject: The Blues 1) Most Blues begin, "Woke up this morning..." 2)	Pink Minion	-	8/16/2001
32	Please use this thread for jokes: Subject 7983 Or ones that you think are joke	Pink Minion	-	7/25/2001
31	There were four blondes sitting on the bank of a river, each with a fishing pole	nolimitz	-	7/25/2001
30	i remember that scene from an old peter sellers 'pink panther' movie. i	mr.mark	-	7/23/2001

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