Sorry Mark...Just have to do it....
> A man seeing flashing red and blue lights in his rear view mirror pulls to
> the
> side of the road. A minute or so after coming to a stop, a police officer
> approaches the car. The man says, "What's the problem officer?"
>
> Officer: "You were going 75 miles an hour in a 55 mile an hour zone. I'm
> afraid I'm going to have to ticket you.
>
> Man: "No sir, I was going a little over 60."
>
> Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going at least 80." [The man gives wife a
> dirty
> look.]
>
> Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail
> light."
>
> Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
>
> Wife: "Oh, Harry. You've known about that tail light for weeks." [The
> man
> gives his wife a dirty look.]
>
> Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat
> belt."
>
> Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
>
> Wife: "Oh, Harry. You never wear your seat belt!"
>
> Man turns to his wife and yells, "For cryin' out loud, can't you just shut
> your friggin' trap!"
>
> The officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to
> you
> this way all the time?"
>
> Wife says, "No, only when he's drunk."
>
>
> ~
Hope all is well, Let's get together soon.
Very Best Wishes,
John |
