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To: bucko who wrote (11238)	8/26/1999 1:25:00 PM
From: Nite-Man	of 62563

Jedi Mind Trick > >> This little Jedi Mind Trick is kind of freaky, till you think about it a little while. Then it's even weirder. > >> Just follow the instructions below: > >> DON'T scroll down too fast-do it slowly and follow the instructions below exactly, do the math in your head as fast as you can. It may help to say the answers aloud quietly. > >> FOLLOW these instructions one at a time and as QUICKLY as you can! > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> What is: > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 2+2? > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 4+4? > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 8+8? > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 16+16? > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> Quick! Pick a number between 12 and 5. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> Got it? > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> Now scroll down... > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> The number you picked was 7, right? Free will or synaptic wiring? You be the judge. > >> Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out. There's no trick or surprise. Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! > >> Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them...really. > >> Now, ARROW down (but not too fast, you might miss something)... > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> What is: > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 1+5 > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 2+4 > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 3+3 > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 4+2 > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 5+1 > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 seconds. Then scroll down. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then arrow down. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> Keep going. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> You're thinking of a carrot right? If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are warped enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise. Freaky, huh? > > Here is another one DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It only takes 30 seconds. Work this out as you read. Don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! > >> > >> 1. First of all, pick the number of days a week that you would like to eat out. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 2. Multiply this number by 2. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 3. Add 5. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 4. Multiply it by 50. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1749. If you haven't, add 1748. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> 6. Last step: Subtract the four digit year that you were born. > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> SEE BELOW > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> You should now have a three digit number: The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to go out each week). > >> > >> The second two digits are your age!!! > >> - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - > >> > >> This is the only year (1999) it will ever work, so spread the fun around while it lasts...

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