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Bill Gates, Andy Grove, and Jerry Sanders are at some conference together. As you might imagine, during conversation there is no little amount of one-ups-manship interspersed here and there. At one point in the conversation, Andy Grove says, "Excuse me" and starts talking into his his shirt sleeve. Whats up, say the other two. "Well, Its the latest. I have a receiver in my shirt collar and a microphone in my sleeve and I'm solving a quick problem back at the plant. So things resume after this when Gates says" Excuse me" and starts talking into thin air. Of course the other two say what gives? "Well" sniffs Gates. "this is truly the latest." I have a tiny transmitter implanted in my upper bicuspid, and a receiver chip in my ear. So, again, after the interuption thier conversation resumes. After a little while Sanders lets out this humungous fart. "jeez, Sanders, what the hell gives with you? "hey, somebody, get me some paper. I'm about to receive a fax! |
