Edwarda, where do you get that makeup for fluorescent lighting? lol
Children's philosophy
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age
10
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"
don't answer him. - Michael, 14
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael,
14
4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily,
10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush
your hair. - Taylia, 11
9. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same
room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14
10. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 9
11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 9
12. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren,
9
13. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball
bat.
- Joel, 10
14. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your
mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 13
15. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, |
