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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Lone Star who wrote (113)10/30/1996 4:21:00 PM
From: Robert Lawkins   of 62581
 
Three explorers in the deepest darkest Africa are captured by homosexual cannibals. They are tried for high crimes and sentenced. The chief of the tribe declares, "You may choose death or zug zug."

So the first debates the choices and chooses zug zug not knowing what it is, as surley it is better than death. He is then "taken" by each of the tribesmen and then released, broken and in complete dispair.

The next, seeing this thinks carefully about what he just saw, but again chooses zug zug. He is also "taken" and is released in the same condition.

The third after witnessing both decides, "Even death is better than that. I choose death!"

To which the chief of the tribe replies, "Fine, zug zug him to death!"
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