The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition
A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER
> > is backing LUKE
> > >SKYWALKER
> > >towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by
> > Vader, chops off Luke's
> > >hand!
> > >It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft.
> > Luke backs away. He looks
> > >around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but
> > straight down.
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened
> > to your father.
> > >
> > >Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: No... I am your father!
> > >
> > >Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to
> > be true...
> > >
> > >Luke: NO!
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what
> > else? You know that brass
> > >droid of yours?
> > >
> > >Luke: Threepio?
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when
> > I was 7 years old...
> > >
> > >Luke: No...
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: Seven years old! And what have you
> > done? Look at yourself, no
> > >hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own
> > ship out of the swamp...
> > >
> > >Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I
> > single-handedly destroyed a
> > >Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
> > >
> > >Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... Poor me... my father
> > never gave me what I
> > >wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the
> > Dark Lord of the
> > >Sith...waahhh wahhh!
> > >
> > >Luke: Shut up...
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was
> > your age, I had
> > >exterminated the Jedi knights!
> > >
> > >Luke: (whine) I used to race my T-16 through
> > Beggar's Canyon blasting womp
> > >rats!
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10
> > years old, winner of the
> > >Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod
> > Racer... right here baby!
> > >
> > >Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I
> > don't know whose you
> > >are,
> > >but you sure ain't mine...
> > >
> > >Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then
> > plunges down the shaft.
> > >
> > >Darth Vader looks after him.
> > >
> > >Darth Vader: Get a haircut
>
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