There were two guys out walking their dogs one night. One fellow had a german shepherd, the other had a chihuahua. The one man said, Hey, before we go home, let's drop by this bar and have a quick brew. His buddy said that sounds great, but they'll never let us in with these dogs. His friend said, don't worry, just follow me.
The guy with the german shepherd went in and the barkeep said hey, you can't come in with that dog. The dog's owner said I'm blind, you're not going to discriminate against a blind man are you? The bartender said, Oh, of course not, just go right in.
The second man entered with his chihuahua and the barkeep said...hey you, you can't bring that dog in this bar. The man said, I'm blind, you're not going to discriminate against a blind man are you? The bartender said, hey...this is no seeing eye dog, it's a chihuahua! And the guy said,
"they gave me a chihuahua?" |