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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Bruce W. Shier who wrote (12112)10/21/1999 2:29:00 PM
From: Len   of 62555
 
Speaking of eggs, home.earthlink.net.

on another note:

Life's lessons

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some
people are just a-holes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about
fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big d--k or huge
t-ts.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to
others - they are more f--ked up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you
think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a
relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to
kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends,
their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

I've learned that no matter how you try to protect
your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the
local paper.

I've learned that the people you care most about in
life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones
just never go away.

I've learned to say "F--k 'em if they can't take a
joke" in six languages.

Pass this along to 5 friends...trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen. If not... tough sh-t.
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