cut&paste, sorry about the caps
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL
GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,"HONEY, COULD YOU FIX
THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS
NOW"
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY. "FIX THE LIGHT?
NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A G.E. LOGO
PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT
WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."
TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY
FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO."
"FINE," SHE SAYS "THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX
THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO
BREAK."
"I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO
FIX STEPS," HE SAYS. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE
HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK
SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO THE
BAR!!!"
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE
HOURS.
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED
HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT. AS
HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THE STEPS ARE
ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES
THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A
BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. 'HONEY,
HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"
SHE SAID, "WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE
AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO
ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO
BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE."
HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE
HIM?"
SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO........ DO YOU SEE
BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?" |
