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Clinton fan
It's Holy Week, a time for us to pause and reflect on our
lives, perhaps remind ourselves that it's much later than we
think.
Take the story of the guy who dies and goes to heaven. It's
a slow day for St. Peter, so upon passing the entrance test, St.
Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me
show you around?"
The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the
offer. St. Peter shows him all the sights: the golf course, the
reading room and library, the observation room, the cafeteria,
and finally they come to a huge room full of clocks.
The guy asks, "What's up with all these clocks?"
St. Peter explains, "Everyone on Earth has a clock that
shows how much time he has left on Earth. When a clock runs
out of time, the person dies and comes to the gates to be
judged."
The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the
clocks are going faster than others, and asks why is this? St.
Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds
his clock."
This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look
around the room before leaving and notices one clock hanging
from the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are
spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, "What's the story
with this clock?"
St. Peter replies, "That's Bill Clinton's clock. We decided to
make it a ceiling fan."
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