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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: SteveJerseyShore who wrote (13235)1/28/2000 7:00:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis   of 62565
 
Mickey was in a bar having a drink, and the barmaid was one

sexy looking lady! He slapped a ten spot on the table and said,

"I bet I can keep an eye on this drink while I go to the

bathroom."

She knew the bathroom was around the corner so she accepted

the bet.

He took his glass eye out, placed it beside the drink and went

to the bathroom.

"Betcha I can bite my own ear," Mickey challenged next.

The bet was accepted.

He took out his false teeth & nipped his ear. Once more he

scooped up the money.

"Okay," he said, "I'll give you a chance to win your money

back. I bet I can make love to you so tenderly you won't feel

a thing."

Now that was one thing she knew about, so she accepted the

bet.

Mickey lifted her skirt & away they went.

"I can feel you." she giggled.

"Oh well," he screamed, "You win some, you lose

some!!"
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