Oldie / Goodie
One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married.
After the wedding they left for their honeymoon. While
driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having
sex. The new bride asks with a sly grin, "What are they
doing honey?" The husband answers, "They're roping!" She
replies, "Oh, I see!" while trying to hide her knowing
expression.
After a few more hours of driving they pass two horses
having sex. Again the bride asks, "What are they doing
honey?" The husband answers, "They're roping!" She replies,
"Oh, I see!"
Finally they arrive at their hotel. The couple washed up and
started to get ready for bed. When they got in the bed, they
started to explore each others body. The bride discovers her
husbands penis.
"What is that?" she asks.
"That's my rope," he answers.
She slides her hands down further and gasps,
"What are those?" she asks
"They're my knots," he answers.
Finally the couple begins to make love. After several
minutes the bride says, "Stop honey, wait a minute!
Her husband asks, "What's the matter honey, am I hurting you?"
"No," the bride replies, "undo those knots, I need more rope. |
